So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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