At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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