I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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