The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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