god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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