Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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