So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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