I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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