no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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