you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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