that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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