...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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