Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
