It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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