is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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