its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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