and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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