is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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