I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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