Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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