There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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