Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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