butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
where does the pee come out of this thing
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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