I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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