just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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