also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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