Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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