Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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