so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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