the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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