I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
