I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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