Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I love you. Go after that dick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
