We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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