yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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