hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
