Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
how drunk are you?
Several
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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