What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I want her autograph on my taint
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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