Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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