Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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