I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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