I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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