She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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