You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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