I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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