tell your sister to shave her snatch
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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