once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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