I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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