Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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