ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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