If that was your dad, he is hot
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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