16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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