Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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