wakey wakey hands off snakey
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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