But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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