Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I CAN MOONWALK!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
