Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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