Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
