But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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