cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Is it penis luge time yet?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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