Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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